Unless the loser on 'American Idol' pulls a gun and opens fire, that
show belongs in the entertainment section and not on my front page.
"We've turned into this nation of overfed clowns, riding around
in clown cars, eating clown food, watching clown shows. We've become a nation
of cringing, craven fuckups." --James
Howard Kunstler, author of "The
When I saw this Kunstler quote a couple of weeks ago, I thought it a bit harsh.
Then I picked up my morning paper -- and, all at once, I got it.
There, in 120-point bold headline type, above the fold, the lead story of the
day, was the "news" that: In less than 24 hours, singer Taylor
Hicks would battle singer Katharine McPhee for the title of American Idol!
Clowns. We have indeed become a nation of frivolous, self-indulgent, overweight,
undereducated, unserious, clowns. When an event of such monumental unimportance
wins precious front-page status, what other conclusion can be reached?
Art has stopped imitating life and simply become a substitute for it. I flashed
back to the 1967 cult TV series "The Prisoner," starring Patrick McGoohan
-- a British spy kidnapped and imprisoned on an island with an Orwellian-like
society. Each morning radios, newspapers and speakers announced it was "another
wonderful day on the island." Every day was another wonderful day. There
never was a bad day -- never mind that everyone on the island was a prisoner.
And so it has come to pass on our island, where the papers, radios and televisions
no longer differentiate between news and entertainment. Where "American
Idol" finals get page 1 treatment and genocide in Darfur is pushed deep
inside the paper in the shadow of a 1/2-page Best Buy ad trumpeting a sale on
Oh, lighten up Pizzo! People need entertainment as much as they need to
know about all the bad news out there.
Yeah, fine. But let's keep the entertainment news in the entertainment section
of the paper where it belongs. Can we do that? Oh, and keep the sports news
on the sports page as well. The only time I want to see the name "Barry
Bonds," in the news section of the paper is if major league baseball ever
kicks his cheating ass out of the game. Or if he robs a bank. Or if George Bush
appoints Barry head of the FDA. Otherwise, keep him and all other baseball-relating
"news" where it belongs … in the sports section.
And, unless the losing singer on "American Idol" pulls a gun and
opens fire after hearing the verdict, everything else about that show belongs
in the entertainment section and NOT on my front page. The same rules apply
to everyone and anyone whose only claim to fame is that they sing, dance, submerge
themselves in a Plexiglas globe, eat the most hot dogs in the shortest time
or own a cute dog that fetches beer on command.
None of that is news. Not one word, factoid or photo-op of it is news.
It's not as if there was not real news the day "American Idol" found
its way onto my front page. During that same news cycle almost anything that
happened in Iraq was more important, as were the doings that day on Capitol
Hill, at the White House, the Pentagon, the State Department or in Iran. On
the day my paper put "American Idol" above the fold on the front page,
the editors could have thrown a dart at that list of the above newsmakers and
found a story more worthy of the front page.
Who wins or loses on "American Idol" may send a few thousand teenage
girls squealing off in tears, but that's about the extent of the damage. On
the other hand, we live in extraordinarily dangerous times. A convergence of
economic, geopolitical and environmental challenges confront the human race
… any one of which could tomorrow trigger a series of events that would
turn all our lives inside out.
So, news editors everywhere, let's get back to treating the front page as the
sacred trust it is -- the place reserved for the most important news we need
to know that day in order to exercise our responsibilities as citizens and members
of the human race.
The mainstream media has become complicit in the "clownification"
of the American public. As more and more newspapers and broadcast entities are
gobbled up by a handful of giant media conglomerates, the news business has
become a circulation/ratings game. News people now cover entertainers as though
they are newsmakers. And, as if that's not bad enough, news people themselves
now become entertainers -- appearing on Larry King Live and then interviewing
one another. Newsmen become showmen -- the news biz, show biz.
Media companies feel they have to lure us in by blending news and entertainment
into a single tasty, calorie-filled but nutrition-free product. Once hell-raisers,
they are becomng clownmakers.
Aren't you embarrassed? Well damn it, you oughta be.
Stephen Pizzo is the author of numerous books, including
"Inside Job: The Looting of America's Savings and Loans," which was
nominated for a Pulitzer.